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  • amatuer:

    princessoffloral:

    collectiveassbutts:

    earthswinds:

    I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

    So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

    in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

    Well maybe that guys dick is as insignificant as a bra strap

    (Source: solarcomplexities, via unexplainablesightings)

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  • celestia:

    once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

    (via wannawhispa)

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  • roseityler:

artsyandawkward:


The most dramatic fall of all time.

harry “diva” potter 

this is basically all seven books like harry always dramatically dies while ron takes the painful stuff
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  • candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS
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  • hamburgerprince:

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.
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  • tacopop:

darth-sebious:

secretgeekster:

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

What do you mean you dont reblog cats everybody reblog cats
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  • 50shadesofyodaddysdick:

    boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

    me:

    image

    (via unlawfully)

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  • buttermilkqueen:

    aint no one fresher than my mothafuckin milk

    image

    (Source: beeblejuice, via iusedtobeorgasm)

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  • handsomedogs:



Lucy / / Vaidas Mišeikis
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